"You guys all know king Richard VIII right? The one who beheaded eight of his wives...(after many controversial looks from classmates and corrections) Oh, maybe that was another king. Wait! *laughs* I was thinking about Poor Richard's Almanac.
-Mr. Banks
Savvy: Okay just to get this over with there was NEVER a king Richard VIII, only three, that's right I...II...aaannndd III. I know Roman numerals are a little hard, but think of them like letters, oh wait, I forgot, he's not good with those either. Okay, I ranted off a little bit (wait...that's Brockie's job...oops) but let me finish my clarification. It was King Henry VIII who had six wives, divorced two, and executed two, one died and one was widowed because HE died. I don't know what it was that made him say that, but it's never clear with psycho LA/LB teachers anyway. Which reminds me, he also (as he always does) tried to prove himself right by going on to suggest that king Richard VIII (the figment of his imagination) ruled during the American Revolution. *Sound of head banging against desk* Just give up already! He's like Henry Clay, the politician that won't DIE!
Brockie: Oh God. For starters I had to correct him.....TWICE. Everyone thinks our generation is going to be stupid. We should be if Mr. Banks represents the generation teaching us. I could rant even more but Savvy summed it up. Whatever, at least he's not a fat lady OLDER then the never dying Henry Clay!
"Always erase your Google history"
-Mr.Banks
Savvy: Okay I'm just going to say this, hearing my language arts teacher say that scares the carp outta me! Note to self, go buy more carp I mean, I'd expect it from my wood teacher and principal, but not from someone you have for the WHOLE YEAR you see EVERY DAY! And don't even get me started with what he might be watching, because if I do, I'll never return to his class! Never!!!!
Brockie: Okay...and your not creepy at all. Brings back memories of last year...not good memories. What was our Lalb (language arts literacy block) teacher doing on yahoo ALL THE TIME! I mean really at least use Google. God, looking at that stuff is probably the only thing the bitch can do on the computer. I'm getting sidetracked but oh well. I hate that lady (she's worse than Mr. Banks and he doesn't understand sarcasm! AKA: my way of life)
"At least I'm not a creepy stalker.
-Mr. Banks
Savvy: First off, you will soon come to realize that 99% of these quotes come from our "language arts teacher"(<---- implying sarcasm for those who are slow). He just has so many adages (haha I used a vocabulary word) that are just so hard to NOT break the monotony of class with eitherA. In Brockie's case, a sarcastic remark that causes the whole class to erupt with laughter while Mr. Banks tries to come up with some crappy comeback
or B. In my case, erupting with laughter solo...which can be viral, but either way I find it very satisfying.
Anyways, yes, these were his exact words which left me thinking Really? Really? Your Sure? You Really Sure? Well I guess he's one of those old lonely men stalker types compared to a few others in our school. *cough* *cough* our principal *cough* and *cough* wood teacher *cough* *cough*. Oh, sorry as i was saying we have some legitimate stalkers in our school dun, dun...dunnnnn!
Brockie:wELL AS SAVVY said I say a lot of stuff that Mr.banks is too slow to get. He tries to stalk me but he can't keep up. When I turn the corner he gets lost like one of those Waltzing mice that run in circles. He's pathetic and I can spell better then him and I can't even spell diseese. PLEASE NOTE: OUR PRINCIPAL IS A BIGGER STALKER HE SAID "GOOD MORNING" TO ME AND I LOOK LIKE A NERD.
"Sometimes you just gotta burst out in song"
-Mr.Banks
Savvy: Well even if you HAVE TO, doesn't mean anyone wants to hear it. And if they are in the presence, well, *rustles through purse to turn phone microphone on.* Oh and just to exemplify what Brockie is saying about the musicals...two words Mamma Mia (the movie)
Brockie: Yeah lets get this out of the way...mr. banks is an idiot. I hate musicals because people burst into song as they walk down the street so you can imagine what i think of this. ( i really need to make some sort of emo smiley....)
